Prayer

Our Ketchup, Which art in bottels,
Heinz be thine name.
On Weiners run, Stay in the bun,
Bring forth thy joyous flavors

Weiner Aphorisms

• Old Weiners never die, they iust fall among the coals
• Weiners don't get tired of sitting they just get stale buns
• Weiners waggle but they won't fall down
• Filk her up!
• Cook! Papa Cook! No one wants a skinny Weiner.