Mike "Barf Monster" Watts, MD, MSG*

Renowned practitioner of gypsy medicine, spends off hours haunting the ballrooms of two continents and slaving at the keyboard.

• Author and singer of many of the songs on FW albums.
• Second Place in Nexus III: Death Takes a Holiday (1995)
• Second Place in Nexus IV: Homecoming (1996)
• Second Place in Catgut Willy and the Whirling Vortex of Doom (1998)
• First Place in Conspiracy 101: Theory and Practice (1999)
• Second Place in Conspiracy 102 (2000)
• Co-wrote Second: Chances (2002)
• Co-wrote Second: WAVE (2003)
• Cowrote Second: Time (2004)
• Is NOT writing the NASCRAG 2008 event. "Dammit, liten to me: I'm NOT writing. No way!" He's not writing it with Mike, Mike, and Mark.

* MSG = Masters in Competitive Gaming, bestowed by NASCRAG University.

Discography

1. A Bard Playwright
2. Apprentice's Mnemonic
3. Ballad of Flambeau
4. Celledran Town
5. City of the Future
6. Cult of Al
7. Dull World
8. Dwarven Rot
9. Favorite Game
10. Fireball Wizard
11. Gundrids Day
12. I Think I'm a Gnome Now
13. Love My Celledra
14. My Favorite Game
15. NASCRAG the Unknown Others
16. Nashalla Afterlife
17. Norrin's Lament
18. One Gnome Boxman
19. Orphanage Song
20. Owl Bear
21. Pursuit of Destiny
22. Rattled Din
23. Sing! Sing! Sing!
24. Filking Wiener Theme #1
25. Time Stream Spider
26. Trial of Bufford
27. Twisted Supragenius
28. White NASCRAG
29. Yesterwhen
30. Your Butt's in a Sling