Mike "Nuke 'Em" Collins, MS, MSG

The farce is strong inthis one.

In his prior life, he was a time travelling gnome. He has just graduated from UF Gainesville and is planning to move back to the frigid Great Lakes states just in time for the two-week summer.

• Second Place in Nexus III: Death Takes a Holiday (1995)
• Second Place in Nexus IV: Homecoming (1996)
• Second Place in Catgut Willy and the Whirling Vortex of Doom (1998)
• First Place in Conspiracy 101: Theory and Practice (1999)
• Second Place in Conspiracy 102 (2000)
• Co-wrote Second: Chances (2002)
• Co-wrote Second: WAVE (2003)
• Cowrote Second: Time (2004)
• Is NOT writing the NASCRAG 2008 event. "Dammit, liten to me: I'm NOT writing. No way!" He's not writing it with Mike, Mike, and Mark.

* MSG = Masters in Competitive Gaming, bestowed by NASCRAG University